Happy Hour 4-5-21

-Nick Castellanos gets hit by a pitch and suspended, and we’re all about this
-What the hell was that: A defensive breakdown takes Shohei Ohtani out of a historic night
-Texas’ governor throws a tantrum over MLB’s All Star Game move
-…well, at least Akil Baddoo and Tarik Skubal had a good game for the Tigers yesterday.
-Gonzaga and Baylor play for a national title tonight. Who ya got?
-The Wings did *what* to Tampa Bay yesterday?!
-Vancouver has the biggest Covid outbreak yet in the NHL. When will they play again? Will they play again?
-Carolina trades for Sam Darnold. …why?