Happy Hour 7-11-23

-Davison is freaked out by their local Greyhound bus stop, and Dave Bondy is fanning the flames of panic once more

-Jim Bob from the Sunday Blues Thang drops by

-Larry Nassar gets stabbed in jail. Cue the world’s smallest violin

-World’s worst criminal tries to rob a nail salon, and everyone ignores him

-Someone actually paid $63,000 for a Louis Vuitton bag that can only be seen under a microscope

-How can sports get people to care about their All-Star games?